I hate her.

My flatmate has done the unthinkable! She took me to that place where they do evil things to you. This time she left me there and they took me to the back. I was put in to a box that looked like a fish tank and all of a sudden I started to feel whoosie. When I woke up my neck fur was wet and my rear-end didn't feel normal. I found out later that they take your temp. in there and they did a swab in there too! WTF! She is so bloody mean for taking me there. She must be trying to kill me! At least I was put to sleep though. I would have fought back like last time and given all of them a piece of my mind. Bloody twits!

Help!

That boy who is over here all the time needs to come back soon! My flatmate won't stop hugging and kissing me and it't bloody annoying. Who does she think I am?! Her pet?! I mean, honestly, we on the same level here! I know we enjoy each other's company but this is overboard. I hope she doesn't think I'm some kind of twit. I'll get her back. Anyway, I have to go see an man about a dog, cheers!

Have no clue what I'm saying? In case we've never met, I'm British. Figure out what I'm trying to tell you Americans here. Or just Google "British slang."

Loss of a buddy

I lost a member of my family today. I can't make it to the service but I'm sending my condolences. Please read about my dear friend here. Poor girl had to have that humiliating picture attched to her forever. My flatmate better not do that to me. Anyway, please take a moment to mourn this loss. Thank you.

Lounging

So it's going to stink when my flat mate heads back to work tomorrow. I've spent most of my days lounging around on the porch. Now, if I can figure out how to open the door then I can get out there myself, but I'm petite so I'd have to jump and without thumbs it's not going to happen. Not cool. I want out on the porch. Not bloody cool at all.

Organic Snack Time!

So my flatmate went to Ikea today and brought back a present for me! She got a plant stand to put my gift from Chad and Jamie on. This way my organic cat snack can grow in the sun and give me lots of tasty treats!

Happy New Year!

So after my flatmate left me to go to a New Year's party I decided to have one of my own. The best place to party and dance is the highest spot in the flat, the dining room table! My flatmate HATES when I get up there but I can't see what the big deal is. Well, the party was absolutely ace! I can't think of a better way to bring in 2009. I was still dancing when she came home so I had to dive off and pretend as if nothing was happening. I just roll around listening to "Did we have a party on the table? Huh? Did we have a good time?" I swear, she's a little daft sometimes. Anyway, I had a bloody good time ringing in the new year and I hope you did as well!

She left me for the gym

So my flatmate left for the gym tonight. While she was gone I proceeded to move a large Macy's shopping bag from the room with the comfy napping spot to the door she always leaves me from. She's been watching me investigate and nap inside this bag for a few days now. She gets confused easily so I knew moving the bag would throw her for a loop. She was so confuddled when she walked in the door. It was great. "What have we been doing Blanca?!" She'll never figure out how I pulled it off!